62 Times Birds Acted Like Such Jerks, People Had To Shame Them On The Internet

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#1 Angry Cockatoo Tears Down Anti-Bird Spikes And Throws Them To The Ground

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#2 “Is This Cake Batter?!” *dunks Entire Head In*

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#3 Yoink!

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You might be willing to give our flying feathered friends a pass, but there’s plenty of evidence to suggest that birds can be real cretins. Just like some people. Sometimes worse. From aggressive behavior to unquenchable greed, one look at these birds will have you thinking its an apt representation of what human society would look like after the Apocalypse. And if birds are distant descendants of dinosaurs, I’d rather not think of the dastardly pranks that a T-Rex and his pals would pull if they were ever cloned!

#4 I Don’t Think This Bird Can Read

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#5 The Australian Firehawks

Australian firehawks proactively spread wildfires. Observers report both solo and cooperative attempts, often successful, to spread wildfires intentionally via single-occasion or repeated transport of burning sticks in talons or beaks. After succesfully spreading the fire, the “firehawks” are able to pick out fleeing prey or mung on the charred remains of those critters who didn’t make it out in time.

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#6 The Cement Wasn’t Dry Yet..but Who Cares If You’re This Bird…

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It’s not just us who think birds are idiots. Scientists are on our side. Taki’s Magazine writes about the very worst flying egomaniacs who don’t care about anyone but themselves. Take hummingbirds as an example. The males are so greedy, they claim bird feeders, and won’t let anyone else near them. Not even for a taste.

#7 Classic

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#8 Who’s Laughing Now Ass****?

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#9 Sometimes When Billy Is With His Friends He Can Be A Bit Mischievous

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Now, are you ready for something spooky and chilling about crows? I warn you, you’ll never look at them the same again. Crows are, apparently, the living embodiments of gluttony. They eat everything. And I mean everything. From garbage to tiny, beautiful baby birbs. Crows have a special appetite for robins and bluebirds. I did warn you.

#10 This Bird [friggin] Hates Spelling

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#11 So.. Did The Bunny Grow Wings And Go To Heaven?

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#12 This Hawk Has Approximately Zero F**ks To Give About The Bees

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Oh, and if you thought that the majestic bald eagles are exempt from criticism, think again. They’re such jerks that even other birds think they’re jerks. Bald eagles are so inept at hunting, they usually steal other birds’ prey or eat carrion, like vultures. Yuck.

#13 This Adorable Little Asshole Eating My Sammich While Standing On The Goddamn Piece Of Bread I Gave Him

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#14 Just Try To Frigging Cage Me Again

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#15 Mr. Steal Your Fries

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Not to mention some of the biggest meanies around — Canada geese and swans. Canada geese are legendary for their aggression and are known for how often they attack people. Though, according to USA Today, they only do so because people are expanding into their territory and getting too close to their eggs or newborn birbs. The same goes for swans: though they’re graceful and beautiful, they will stop at nothing to defend their kids if anyone gets near them.

If you ever see a hummingbird eyeing your ice-cream or a crow looking at you funny — drop everything and run. Hide. And lock the doors. Otherwise, you might be another victim of jerk birds.

#16 Get A Load Of This Ass****…

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#17 This Area Was Re-Seeded And Roped Off To Keep People From Walking On It To Allow The Grass To Grow

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#18 This Goose Is Fery Angry

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#19 Just Came Home To This Ass****

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#20 “Guess I’ll Nest On This [friggin] Coffee” – Pigeon

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#21 Bird Trying To Snack On The Family Pet

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#22 It Looks Better On The Floor, Karen

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#23 Nice Paint Job. Be A Shame If Someone…

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#24 Basically A Summary Of What Its Like To Own A Bird

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#25 Yoink

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#26 Payback To The Masters

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#27 Just A Nibble

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#28 Birds Being Jerks

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#29 Stretch Swan

#30 Seagull Attack

#31 Taken One Second Before Disaster

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#32 Trying To Take A Picture Posing With The Birds

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#33 Caught Him Eating My Carrot I Left On The Couch…

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#34 This Bird Waits For My Coworker To Show Up Every Morning. Then Spends The Day Looking At Itself In The Mirror And Shitting

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#35 Beware Of The Cobra Chicken

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#36 This Photo Of A Pelican Trying To Eat My Phone

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#37 It Looks Like Dozens Of Birds Decided To Sh*t On One Car At My Work

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#38 Duck Gives No Ducks

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#39 Birds Being Jerks

#40 Everyone: “Hey How’s Your Life Going?” Me: “Yeah Fine Thanks”

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#41 Eagle Wins At This Power Game

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#42 Get Over Here!

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#43 Logan Let His Damn Bird Out

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#44 Corvids Being Jerks To Other Birds

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#45 Theft Bird

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#46 A Hawk Used My Car As A Dinner Plate This Morning

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#47 Incoming!

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#48 I Work In Housekeeping And This Butthole Undid My Work!

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#49 No Hooman You All Will Not Facetime Without Me!

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#50 My Friend Took This Down At The Beach The Other Day… Need I Say More?

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#51 Bird Being Jerk

#52 Parrot Does An Oopsie

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#53 Seconds Before Disaster Birb

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#54 Baby Bird Landed In One Of My Customers’ Chicken Marsala

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#55 Bird Being Jerk

#56 Keeps Pecking The Window And Shouting At Me While I’m Trying To Work. D**k

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#57 Reason For Lack Of Homework? “The Bird Is An Ass****”

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#58 Look At This Jerk

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#59 Making My Son Cry Because She Stole His Sucker. And The Look In Those Eyes Is Pure Evil

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#60 Jerk Bird

#61 Bird Sniper

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#62 So This Dick Takes The Best Parking Spot Today

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#63 A Thief

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#64 Must You Stand On My Forehead?

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#65 Honk

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#66 It Looks Better On The Floor, Karen

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#67 That’s Okay I Don’t Want The Rest Of My Tea …

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#68 Bird Being Jerk

#69 Haha Got Ya!

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#70 Another Instance Requiring A Sign

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